Merry Christmas ! (and early monthly quotes )

Hi every one I hope you all had a good Christmas. I sure did . I came across something really cool and thought I would share it with you all . I wil'l also end with this months quotes there aren't to many of them this month so I figured just go ahead and add them to this post . So now for your enjoyment
THE 12 DAYS OF SITHMAS ! (as taken from Darth Vader and Death Star PR's twitter)


On the 1st day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... a fully operational Death Star
On the second day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... two twins a-kissin'
On the 3rd day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... three clueless clones.
On the 4th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 4 cyborg limbs
On the 5th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Five Golden Droids!
On the 6th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Six Star Destroyers
On the 7th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Seven troopers stormin
On the 8th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 8 Ewoks stewing
On the 9th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 9 Admirals choking
On the 10th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Ten TIE's a-fighting
On the 11th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 11 Jedi dying
On the 12th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 12 sabers humming

And now ..... THE QUOTES !
" It's not rocket surgery " - Guy on Undercover Boss

" Waterfalls of awesomeness are pouring all throughout my body " - Judge on Cup Cake Wars

" That's hot sauce, hot sauce tastes like Texas " - lady on million dollar money drop


Until Next Time ... It's the best idea ever !

Monthy Quotes on the late again

Hi I know I have been running late lately . I will try to do better next month for the quotes . I am also going to try and find more interesting things to post again . I hope every one is having a good Holiday Season. We have our tree up and some lights on the inside but not outside yet . I am wanting to go to The Symphony of Lights some time this year. I made some sugar cookie dough but we haven't made any cookies yet maybe this weekend. Well any way let me get the quotes out for your enjoyment .

" In all reactuality " - defendant on Judge Karen

" He pissed me off to the highest point of pisstivity " - Naonka survivor

" He tryed to take my cell phone and it immediately got Jurassic ." -lady on swift justice

" I didn't verbally hit her " - man who took previous ladies cell phone

" I woulda pickled me walnuts " - Len Goodman DWTS

" So we where talkin and the more I conversated ...conversa...umm converted with him " - Trannie on Jerry Springer

Jeff Probst : " Naonka what should happen to your torch "
Naonka " " It should be smuffed "

" Mr. Shit probably would sleep in a bed " - Nan

That's all for now .

Until Next Time .. that's easy and affordable !

Late Late Monthly Quotes

Sorry I am so late . There has been a lot of stuff going on here lately . But right now I am just sitting here watching a squirrel ( I am pretty sure it is one of the ones we raised) play around in the drive way . So now let me get to the Quotes !

" I don't know why she would say'd it " -man on COPS

" He beat me in my eye " -lady on Swift Justice

" It was not 24 hours in that day it was 26 and it felt like 48 " -Naonka Survivor

Chicago Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was misspelled on voting machines ... they read Rich Whitey ( I know not a quote but still kinda funny)

" if there's a game on and it's not on at Looneys it's not on " Looneys Pub comercial

" you know under armor breaks the wind any way " lady on WBAL TV 11 news

" court my butt ... ummm court-martial" man on hourly news feed on the radio

" My porn name is after president Theodore Wilson " Chick on Jerry Springer

" You get to milk your own milk " - Purple Kelly - Suvivor

Sorry there wasn't much more

Until Next Time .... Submit your case !

Monthly quotes pluss !

Hi every one . It is now October . I always liked this time of year . I have some really interesting things to post about today to go along with the monthly quotes that I am sure you are expecting . So having said that lets get started !

Lets start with strange weddings . No I don't mean like the " we got married on a roller coaster " type strange weddings.

1. Man marries Pillow
2. Woman marries Dolphin
3. Man marries Cat
4. Woman marries Eiffel Tower

See I told you they where strange . So now did anybody hear about the 12,000 year old structure found in Turkey ? Here is a link to the story on earth files for it . I find it to be amazing.

Now for the Quotes !!

"You never want to burn a whore " - Jerry Springer

" There's a lot of Italians in Italy " Nascar announcer

" You don't wanna do that ... I'll get weird." - drunk in a wreck on ice road truckers

" I couldn't grout a snail " Chuck Woolery

" We'll start a new martial art and call it win chun chimp " - Pain

Lady calling in to coast : " I'm at work"
George Noory : " You're a Wookie ?" -Coast to Coast AM

" Hi thees are my boobs lets cook ! " - Nona Hells Kitchen

Richard Karn : "Animal that begins with the letter R "
Contestant :" Rhododendron " - family feud

" Gandhi didn't wear flip flops he lived in the jungle " - Jillian Hells Kitchen

Until Next Time .... Check that hallway !

A few questions and a link to an interesting video

Hi guys the other day I heard some people talking about the educational system here in the U.S. and they said something about the 3 R's . Now I am sure you have all heard of and know what the 3 R's are . So what I am wondering is why is it the 3 R's ? I mean lets break it down

1. Reading : To me this is the only R of the 3 R's . I mean look R right at the front of the word .
2. Writing : So yeah it has and R in it and it even sounds like it starts with R but it don't .
3. Arithmetic : This is the worse offender of the bunch . Yeah like writing R is the second letter in the word but at least writing's W is silent . Arithmetic don't have a silent A . I don't see how it could be mistaken for a R at all .

So now that I have broken down the 3 R's I have a couple ideas to remedy the problems of the 3 R's .

Remedy 1. Change the name of the 3R's maybe call it W.A.R. This not only the right letters but also is kind of symbolic of the battle it is to teach some people .

Remedy 2. Change the R's . Reading you can stay being a true R but we could fit other R words in to make it 3 real R's . Maybe Rhythm could be one . It's a fun word for a couple reasons . Rhythm is in music class and I always liked music class. PLUS Rhythm only vowel is a y how cool is that ? The third R I am not sure of at this time . In fact if you have any ideas leave them in a comment I would love to hear them.

Now as I said in the title I have this interesting video done by Pain. It talks about the " Mosque" that they want to build at (or near) Ground Zero and how it is not a Mosque at all here take a look.

Until Next Time 3 cases to open 1 huge amount !

Pig's Blood Illusions and Bears oh my

Hi every one . It is now September and the summer heat is trying to cool down . But that shall not stop the strangeness I am sure . And to prove this let the blog begin !

First lets start with the rumors of pig's blood being spread on the ground of and put in the cement being used for the Mosque being built at (or is that near ?) Ground Zero . Whats that you say ? You want a link ? Well I just happen to have one right here .

Next we have creepiness from Canada. Need traffic to slow down ? Well here is a new idea . In Canada the government of Vancouver created an illusion of a little girl in the street to make the traffic slow down. a creepy ghost like illusion that as you get closer stretches out and flattens to the street. I have the feeling that if this may end up causing accidents . Wanna see it ? Here it is !

And since I mentioned it in my Title for today here is a bear .

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE !

If you act now you get this bonus video !

So Until Next time .... Front Back and In Between !

Finaly

Hay guys guess what no quotes again this month but that is ok I just got me a new computer today . I don't really have much to say at the moment . Well the Ravens won but besides that nothing really . So I will go and hopefully find something good to post about with in a few days .

Until Next Time .... LA LA LA

appologies problems and some coolness

Hi everyone ! So I have been having lots of computer problems lately . I am currently fighting my EQ2 trying to get it to work . I had to do a factory restore a couple different times now . In doing so I regrettably have to inform you I lost my quotes for the month . I know I had a lot of good ones saved up too

But on the up side I have a really neat pic of some kinda glowing orbs I got from Shae. Shae who sees spirits tryed to take a picture of three of them she saw one night and this is what she got . That pic up there . Yeah the one on the top ....I can't get it to come down below the words .
Well thats all for now

So Until Next Time.... Dance Magic Dance

June Monthly quotes and other things

Yes I know I am kinda late but better late then never so for now on with the quotes !

" i want you to come with me we and will rule the other planet " guy on next food network star

" I'm not talking right no because I got lips " guy on Jerry Springer

" He's got a bunch of kids what he needs is to get circumcised " lady on Jerry Springer

" You think you're higher then mighty !" Liz from true beauty

" I don't know what a focus group is but I have heard of an AA meeting " a lady on true beauty

" I take and take so many you can take and how much you can take you know ? " Salvitore on Hells Kitchen

" Jinx ..J-E-N-K-S " a contestant on lingo

" He does a lot of exploding in his shop " contestant on cupcake wars

Host :"Battle Ship , Scrabble, or Trivial Pursuit .Which colorful board game was first made in Canada in 1979 ?"
Contestant :" Pamela Anderson ?" - GSN Live

Plus I got some vacation pics
And some videos from Medieval Times
Sorry about the bold and underline thing I did it by accident and can't seem to undo it .

So Until Next Time ..... 10 foot ocean swells!

Vacation Day 8 !!!!!!!!

So folks today we came home . It was another long drive but not nearly as bad as the drive down. We stopped at Waffle House for breakfast , I had the same thing I had on the way down. We made a couple other stops including Horne's . We left around 9 and got home about 7 . It was a decent drive . When I was walking up the drive way though I fell really hard and am still kind of sore. I had a good time and even though I fell I am glad to be home . Later on I will post links to the pics and to the videos as promised.

Until Next Time .......Today a wild pitch !

Vacation Day 7 !!!!!!!

Well Tomorrow we go home . It's been fun Myrtle Beach . I would totally come back again some time. If I do I am hoping to be feeling a bit better so I can do more then I have. Today we went to Sonic for Lunch . After lunch we went to The Christmas Mouse Christmas shop. It was really nice I got a really cool Baltimore Raven Plushie it was sooo cool . I also went to a store called EAGLE and got a couple nice hand fans and a magic wiglee . Then my mom went to The Gay Dolphin and bought me 3 fairies they are awesome. For those of you who don't know I like fairies . We went to dinner at a restaurant called Rioz . The food was soooo good . As you sit there people come up to you with meats on swords and slice chunks off and give them to you. We all got sooo stuffed . Now we are watching Rush Hour 3 . We plan on relaxing and having some drinks for the rest of the night . Also going to have some ice cream too. Heading out tomorrow around 7 or 8 hopefully trafic won't be as bad as the way down.

Until Next Time .... Read 'em and weep !

Vacation Day 6 !!!!!!

H! U! M! I! D! I! T! Y! Yes folks HUMIDITY ! So bad out there right now the windows are fogged because the AC is on in here and the humid is on out there . Well any way We went to Paradise Pancakes today for breakfast . Turns out it was owned operated and has the same menu as The Omega. I got a Gyro (hold the tomato ) and some onion rings . It was good but I have had better. We came back and hung out in the room . Dad and Nick went out to the beach for a bit . Speaking of the beach there was some strangeness going on out there today . We think it was some kinda Christian Worship circle or something . I got a couple pics of it. We where going to go to Jimmy Buffet's Margaritavill BUT they said it would be a 2 to 2 and a half hour wait and no room for reservations until August . We ended up going to Granny's Kitchen . We had a seafood and country buffet it was good . I did find the chairs to be slightly uncomfortable. Now we are back at the room just chilling .

Until Next Time ..... Kids are only $9.95 !!!!

Vacation Day 5 !!!!!

Day 5 every one ! Hows it going ? Good here . We went to the Plantation Pancake House again for breakfast I had a blue berry waffle this time . It was good. Then we went to an arcade and spent hours there . I played a lot of spin 21 . It was cool . I always liked the spin to win game and spin 21 is more or less the same thing but with a black jack twist . We ended up winning enough tickets to get some awesome binoculars , another shot glass ( the 5th one this trip so far) and a couple pieces of bubble gum . We came back to the hotel room and decided to order from this delivery place for dinner . It is called Pizza & Hot Wings express . IF YOU ARE EVER IN MYRTLE BEACH DO NOT ORDER FROM THERE . Most of our food got here on time BUT it took four and half hours to get a pepperoni pizza here. Nick and I also caught the end of the big fireworks display I got a couple pics of it . I also got a picture of a great sign it is for a souvenir shop called The Gay Dolphin. Well thats it for now

Until Next Time ..... DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED ??!!?!

Vacation Day 4 !!!!

So how is everyone out there ? I am doing great. Having a good time here at Myrtle Beach on my vacation . We went to the Plantation pancake house for breakfast . I had a strawberry waffle it was really good (had bacon and sausage too) . Came back to the hotel room and relaxed a bit . Got another shot glass (4th one so far) a couple shirts . Nan and mom both got me beach towels . Mom got me one that was black with a gray dragon . Nan got me one that has Nascar driver Tony Stewart on it but it was an older one from his #20 Home Depot car days still cool though. We where going to go to this restaurant for dinner but it was super crowded so we ended up going to Mammy's for the seafood and country buffet there . Everything was so good. We had the same waitress from the other day when we went for lunch she even remembered us . We came back in time to catch Chris Jericho's new tv show downfall it was good. Well I guess that is all for now .

Until Next Time ...... they better send him to Los Angeles

Vacation Day 3 !!!

Wow today was great . We went to a place called Mammy's for lunch . It was crazy good every one loved what they had and where full when they where done . I had some fried clams and fried scallops very good . We also went shopping I got a couple good shot glasses to add to my collection . I also got a couple new cups that I been wanting to get . My Mom got me a really cool magnet . THEN after resting at the hotel for a tiny bit ( Oh btw we didn't change rooms like I mentioned on day 1 turned out that there was only 2 beds there ) we went to Medieval Times !!! After years of wanting to go I finally made it there . It was awesome ! We also happened to be sitting in the cheering section for the knight who ended up being the hero ! I got Tons of pics and vids . Also bought a nice banner flag thingy and another shot glass . We also met up with some old friends there we haven't seen in years It was a lot of fun. They came back to the hotel and hung out for a bit . They are also planning on coming back Wednesday for some swimming and stuff . Sounds like a blast . I am still kinda hyped about that show. To freakin cool . Well I guess I will go now .

Untill next time .... Quit the quilt

Vacation Day 2 !!

Well today was a very interesting day . First Happy Fathers day to all the fathers reading this. I was going to take my Dad to Medieval Times but they where all booked for today so we got a reservation for tomorrow . I am kind of excited I haven't been to one even though I live very close to the one in MD . So any way more on that tomorrow . As for today we went to a pretty good restaurant for breakfast . It was called the Omega pancake house. The food was good and the waitress was really nice. We also took the time to dive up and down the area and look at all the stores and restaurants and attractions around . I saw a good looking arcade I am wanting to get to at some point. We then hung around the hotel Dad and Nick went out to the beach for a bit then He and Mom went to the pool , lazy river , and the water park all part of our resort. I stayed in with Nan and Mom or Dad depending on who was out with Nick. I really need to get the water proof wraps on my legs so I can go swim or lazy rivering . We where going to go to this place called The Bowery for dinner but for some reason the nearest set of elevators didn't work . It is a long walk to the other set and as I said before I have a hard time with that sort of thing . So instead everyone went out to and found a place that did carry out . You know subs and stuff. they brought back subs and we ate here . I had a pretty good cheese steak sub . Very filling . I also watched some more MMA this time it was Bellator it was pretty cool . I also got some more pics . Well as of now that is just about all so I will post again tomorrow .

Until Next Time ........ It was like that when I came in .

Vacation Day 1 !

So after the long wait we left today for Myrtle Beach . It was a very long ride with some horrible traffic in VA . We stopped at Waffle House for breakfast . I had some sausage gravy and biscuits . It was good . We drove and drove and then we came to South of the Border . That place is crazy lots of shops of all different types and this Mexican guy named Pedro every where . They even had a sombrero tower . I didn't go up it but I got a pic ( I will post pics when I get home) . After a short time later and some oddness from the Garmin Nan bought we got to the hotel . It is very big not to good for a person with ambulatory problems but I am trying my best . Our room wasn't quite as wheel chair accessable for Nan as they said it would be . We will be getting a new one tomorrow . They also said it will be a better room for me too. I hope so . This room does seem nice but a bit of walking for things. Can't wait to see what I can get into tomorrow. I'll make sure to post .

Until Next Time remember ...... everybody freeze !

crazy pets and motel 6

Hi every one I actually found something interesting to talk about today .

I recently heard about the new trend in china to dye their dogs to make them look like other animals . It may seem wrong to do but they do look really cool . Here is a link to the article about it.
I was thinking about this and had the idea to dye my dog Scooty (the red on his face was from spaghetti ) to look like a dragon. My mom told me he already is one .

Now on to other things . At night I normally listen to coast to coast AM as you might know. Well during it I heard a commercial for motel 6 talking about things being the new other things . I thought wow I did a blog on that .

Oh and one last thing before I go . By this time last week I should be in or at least well on my way to Myrtle Beach . It will be the first time I've been there so I hope it will be as fun as I think it will be. I will let you all know how it is and I will post pics .

Until later make some good progress .

May Quotes

Hi every one . I hope you had a good memorial day . Did you all have a cook out ? Maybe go swimming ? Yes as you might have noticed I am not beign as lazy as I was last time and am posting links again . But now to the quotes !

"I'm looking for a theramfrapicle lawyer here " - Pain

singing to the tune of whip it " When a zombie comes along .. You must slay it " -zombieslayer

"She didn't see Bret coming until he was aiming for the hole then she closed the door " Micheal Waltrip

Host :" cock and bull , skull and bones ,or dumb and dumber. George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush where both "
Contestant : *buzz* "That would have to be dumb and dumber !" -game show catch 21

" Collossipuss " Jerry Weintraub

" Death ! Tasty strawberry death ! " -Walter Bishop Fringe

" I'm like a bull in a china cabinet . " - contestant on the newlywed game

" We have lots more answers so get us some questions ." guy at the end of 1800-law-call radio show

" He shaved his shave " -Nan

"Live long and proster " -Bob Ginney GSN live

" To help reduce chances of brain tumors they say you should use hand freeze devices " Lady on channel 11 news

" It was all like EEEEAAAAAAAAAA BOOM boom baloom boom doom ... like a bah assident " lady on channel 11 discribing an accident.

Man 1 : " And here is what he rit ! "
Man 2 : " That's not what I rit ! Thats not even the paper I ritted on !" 2 guys form Street Court

April Quotes ! (and free comic book day)

That's right ladies and gentleman It's the first day of may so I guess I am a day late on the April Monthly quotes . But before we get to the quotes I want to point out the fact that it is the first Saturday of May and that makes it Free Comic Book Day . Unfortunately I was unable to get to the comic store for my free comics but I hope you all did.

Now ON WITH THE QUOTES !

" They state that Pacificly "- cop on cops

" the dollar genit ....uhhh general car "- nascar announcer

Dickens : " I don't know Josh your alcohol consumption level is ..."
ME : " Over 9000 ! "

" You know what they say about April spring .. it brings May ..... thing "

" Air is a liquid " lady on discovery channel

" Super duper horny A++ " Chelsea Handler

Hope you enjoy this months collection and I'll post again soon.

Banana bread

Hi every one . I am sitting home alone because my grandmother Nan is in the hospital having a pace maker put in . Well any way I got a new kitchen aid mixer a short time ago and I used it last night to make banana bread it was extremely good . So I decided that I will go ahead and share the recipe with you all . A mixer is not needed I I just wanted to try my new one out .

• 3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed
• 1/3 cup melted butter
• 1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup)
• 1 egg, beaten
• 2-3 teaspoon vanilla
• 3 teaspoon baking powder
  
• Pinch of salt
• 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour

preheat oven to 350 (175 c)
1 . smash bananas then add melted butter mix
2. mix in eggs sugar then vanilla
3. sprinkle in baking powder and salt while mixing
4. add flour and mix
5. pour into 4x8 loaf pan bake for 1 hour
5. let cool for about 30 minutes

March monthly quotes .

I decided that I am going to start collecting quotes during the month and at the end of each month post them on here. That way I will have at least one blog post a month since I have been having a hard time finding things to post about lately . Well Here are the first monthly quotes .

" the angry ones are the ones who are angry " channel 11 news

" The Wangs come out on most holidays ... and the fans just eat them up " whacked out sports announcer

"octo... lets just say octolady parts " Olivia Munn talking about Octopussy

" what would you do if an eel came in the front door squiggled up your leg and gave you a big eel kiss ? " Me

" that was something that socked my shocks off " Aaron McCargo Jr.

" he luded the officers " lady on cops

caller : " what do you think about your baby can read ? " Ian Punnet : " Who's Ken Reed ?"

" I know anybody ! " lady on marriage ref

" But the numbers are the numbers " Mike Taibi cbs evening news

Hope you all have a good Easter !

Just a few things

Hi every one I am doing my best to get more blogs out . So I found some things that may be interesting . Hope you all agree.

I recently heard that there is a law in China making it illegal for Buddhist to reincarnate in Tibet .

And since the time is coming up I feel I should remind everyone that it is a violation of city code ( for Baltimore) to sell ducklings and chicks to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

For anyone visiting Iceland tipping in the restaurants is an insult.

In the winter Olympics all the events won by 1/100 of a second where won by a jiffy .

Well that is it for now . I will post again when soon (hopefully lol) .

Super Mad Lib Fun Time !

Greetings every one ! A bit ago I got one of my Mad Lib books out and did one and the result was pretty good so I thought I'd share. All words I added are italicized

Medical Questions and Answers

Patient : Doctor when I stand up I get a slimy pain in my brick . Is this serious ?
Doctor : Sounds like you have an inflammation of your tunnel . You need an Anti-aircraft shot.

Patient : I'm thinking of having my eyes removed . Is this a horrible operation ?
Doctor : No. The operation is quite pink , providing you have grand kidneys .

Patient : What are the symptoms of an overactive aardvark ?
Doctor : High milkshake pressure. Also severe pianos in the abdomen .

Patient : Doctor is it possible for a 249 year old man to have a brain attack ?
Doctor : Only if he doesn't watch his walnut and eats to much vanilla bean .


Hope you enjoyed !

SO SO SORRY

I have been slacking so much on this blog I know . Well I am gona try my best to post more often. For those who don't know we had a HUGE amount of snow the past couple weeks . On my fron't porch there was 33 inches in the first storm alone . They said on the news that other places in my town had up to 39 inches that storm. Then there was another storm just a couple days after. People are still trying to get dug out of their roads . It was really an amazing amount of snow . Here is a link to my photo album of the snow on facebook . I still have another pic on my camera that I need to put on there so check back later for it .

As many of you may or may not know I have been helping a friend of mine PAINKILLER1 (or Pain) try to get a show on satellite radio. You probably have seen some of his videos I posted on here before. Well here is one now . It is at the moment on the 6th page (4th link down) on google if you search the lady's name ( and if you search it and hit video it is #1 ). Please help us get more views to this video.

Well thats all for now I am tired and I have to get up semi early tomorrow. I really am gona try and post more on here for real . Until then c-ya !