March monthly quotes .

I decided that I am going to start collecting quotes during the month and at the end of each month post them on here. That way I will have at least one blog post a month since I have been having a hard time finding things to post about lately . Well Here are the first monthly quotes .

" the angry ones are the ones who are angry " channel 11 news

" The Wangs come out on most holidays ... and the fans just eat them up " whacked out sports announcer

"octo... lets just say octolady parts " Olivia Munn talking about Octopussy

" what would you do if an eel came in the front door squiggled up your leg and gave you a big eel kiss ? " Me

" that was something that socked my shocks off " Aaron McCargo Jr.

" he luded the officers " lady on cops

caller : " what do you think about your baby can read ? " Ian Punnet : " Who's Ken Reed ?"

" I know anybody ! " lady on marriage ref

" But the numbers are the numbers " Mike Taibi cbs evening news

Hope you all have a good Easter !

Ariel on drugs

I know I know I been slacking. I have a really good idea for a post I just haven't actually posted it . Sorry hope this holds you over some . It is a mad lib done tonight (with help from some one)hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

Look at this cat, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the dog
The dog who has everything?

Look at this potato, treasures untold
How many wonders can one chip hold?
stripping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got planets and clowns a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You fuck thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69
But who cares? No little deal. I rape more

I wanna be where the aliens are
I wanna see, wanna see `em burning
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

freezing your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for tasting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? dragon
Up where stars fuck
Up where stars run
Up where stars stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that crab

What would I give if I could live
Outta these pumpkins?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their cenipeeds
Bright young women, sick of bouncing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the angel know
Ask `em angry questions and get some answers
What`s a astroid, and why does it
What`s the word? bitch slap

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I yawn?
yawn to explore that joan up above
Out of sleepy snail, wish mouth could be
strangle of that pony tail

some fun things and a update on the scammer posts

Hi every one ! hope you are having a great day. I sure am. Before I get to the fun let me say that this week we have had 4 water main breaks so far one of them on my street. Thats right as I am writing this we have no running water.

Having said that lets let the madness begin

First I was given a paper today of some true stories of stupid people. Here are some of those stories

• Police in Okland CA spent 2 hours attempting to subdue a gunman who barricaded himself inside his home. After firing 10 tear gas canisters into the house the officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting "please come out and give yourself up"
• An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to 2 different ATMs where the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts .
• Police in LA had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line up . When detectives asked each man to repeat the words "Give me all your money. Or I'll shoot" the man shouted " That's not what I said!"
• A man spoke frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and the contractions are only 2 minutes apart " " Is this her first child ?" the doctor asked . " NO!" the man shouted " this is her husband!"
  
• In Modesto CA Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used his thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately he failed to keep his hand in his pocket .
  

Now for an update from the scammer we all know and love from earlyer blog posts

her: hey do u get the money i send to u???
me: 5?
her: what??
me: 5 dollar ?
her: do u get the 5$?
me: 5 DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOONG
her: u r a pig!
me: I must be the most intelagent pig in the world to be able to sit here and type to you
her: hahaha lol ut cock is small
me: thats not what your mom said last night

one more thing !

for those who loved to watch You Can't Do That On Television here are some slime recipes. The first 3 are official recipes from the show

• INGREDIENTS: water, jello powder, flour, baby shampoo

  DIRECTIONS: Mix `em up and chill slightly.

• INGREDIENTS: cream of wheat, cold water, shampoo, green coloring

DIRECTIONS: Mix `em up!

• INGREDIENTS: cream of wheat, cold water, shampoo, green coloring, liquid latex

  DIRECTIONS: Mix 'em up! (just don't put too much latex)

• INGREDIENTS: apple sauce, green coloring

  DIRECTIONS: Mix 'em up!

• INGREDIENTS: cottage cheese, Milk, green coloring

DIRECTIONS: Mix these babies up, and dump it all over yourself!