Tuesday, June 1, 2010

May Quotes

Hi every one . I hope you had a good memorial day . Did you all have a cook out ? Maybe go swimming ? Yes as you might have noticed I am not beign as lazy as I was last time and am posting links again . But now to the quotes !

"I'm looking for a theramfrapicle lawyer here " - Pain

singing to the tune of whip it " When a zombie comes along .. You must slay it " -zombieslayer

"She didn't see Bret coming until he was aiming for the hole then she closed the door " Micheal Waltrip

Host :" cock and bull , skull and bones ,or dumb and dumber. George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush where both "
Contestant : *buzz* "That would have to be dumb and dumber !" -game show catch 21

" Collossipuss " Jerry Weintraub

" Death ! Tasty strawberry death ! " -Walter Bishop Fringe

" I'm like a bull in a china cabinet . " - contestant on the newlywed game

" We have lots more answers so get us some questions ." guy at the end of 1800-law-call radio show

" He shaved his shave " -Nan

"Live long and proster " -Bob Ginney GSN live

" To help reduce chances of brain tumors they say you should use hand freeze devices " Lady on channel 11 news

" It was all like EEEEAAAAAAAAAA BOOM boom baloom boom doom ... like a bah assident " lady on channel 11 discribing an accident.

Man 1 : " And here is what he rit ! "
Man 2 : " That's not what I rit ! Thats not even the paper I ritted on !" 2 guys form Street Court

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