Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Ariel on drugs

I know I know I been slacking. I have a really good idea for a post I just haven't actually posted it . Sorry hope this holds you over some . It is a mad lib done tonight (with help from some one)hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

Look at this cat, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the dog
The dog who has everything?

Look at this potato, treasures untold
How many wonders can one chip hold?
stripping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got planets and clowns a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You fuck thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69
But who cares? No little deal. I rape more

I wanna be where the aliens are
I wanna see, wanna see `em burning
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

freezing your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for tasting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? dragon
Up where stars fuck
Up where stars run
Up where stars stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that crab

What would I give if I could live
Outta these pumpkins?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their cenipeeds
Bright young women, sick of bouncing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the angel know
Ask `em angry questions and get some answers
What`s a astroid, and why does it
What`s the word? bitch slap

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I yawn?
yawn to explore that joan up above
Out of sleepy snail, wish mouth could be
strangle of that pony tail

1 comment:

  1. hope you and that "someone" had a lot of fun. sounds like you did

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