Its been a long time

Hello my friends long time no see. Sorry I have not been around for a bit . Hopefully this will make up for it a bit cuz boy do I got some cool stuff for you .

First let me say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays . I hope no one has been visited by Krampus . I wonder why he is never in any Rankin Bass specials .

Secondly I am sure you have seen the crazy sky spiral thing in Norway. You know the Russian missile ? Well if not there is the video check it out very odd .

Speaking of very odd check out this what seems to be a fleet of UFOs over Chile

and finaly I am gona leave you with some music with the Symphony of Science .

I got something I am gona post soon I just need to remember to do it.
I promise I won't be so long again between posts .

You need a costume still ?

As I am sure you know it is almost Halloween . So I have looked around for some interesting costume ideas just in case you haven't chosen one yet. So let the fun begin !

First we have the Illegal Alien costume , some find it offensive I find it kinda funny .

How about this Barakula mask ?

Have you ever wanted to be on the cover of a magazine now you can !

And the same for the ladies !

Ali G ?

All you SNL fans may recognize this

Well I hope that helps you decide on something good for your costume . If you have a good costume let me know send a pic I might post it in the blog !

RIP CAPTAIN LOU !!

As some of you may know I used to be a huge wrestling fan . Not so much any more. But I used to be . But I heard last night that one of the coolest people in wresting history died the great Captain Lou Albano. So for this blog post I solute you oh captain my captain ... RIP you will be missed

Captain Lou's history of music

A rant about Bobby the brain

Advice from Captain Lou

an interview from 2006 he hasn't lost it

and of course who could forget DO THE MARIO !

Cyndi Lauper's girls just wanna have fun ( Captain Lou plays her dad in this video )

Cyndi Lauper's She Bop ( another of her videos with an Captain Lou appearance )

you want the cryptids you got them

Soooooo..... As you man or may not have heard there was a ... thing found in Panama. They call it a monster, what ever it is it has made enough news that got on CNN. Well now that it has been dead for a bit here is another picture of it. Well this thing is very strange what ever it is ( some say sloth some say shelless turtle ) they are saying that it is not alien. So I decided to go and post pics of some other .... things .

I'm gona start with a local seamonster we call Chessie who lives here in MD in the chessapeak bay

Then there is this spiffy statue of the the Mothman

How about this guy Popobawa who is known to break into houses and sodomise the men .

Or this pic of the Jersey Devil

and this cute little Jackalope

a nifty drawling of the Flatwoods monster

A strange giftshop with .... strange gifts

Greetings and happy Labor day !!!

So today I found that the CDC in Atlanta has a gift shop. That alone I found odd but then I heard about the awesome plushies they sold. Personally I think they are pretty cool but a lot of people seem to think that it's messed up. Here is a link to the story . My personal favorite I think would be the MRSA plush looks to cool .

strange town names

Well look at me posting again so soon. I know it's a amazing .

I was watching tv the other day and I saw a commercial saying come to Sevierville and I thought wow what a name . I mean really might as well call it Brutal town. So I got the idea to look up some strange names of towns well there where some I already knew of because I live in MD and have visited PA many times . So here is a list I have came up with. hope you enjoy!

All in the state of Pennsylvania
Bird in hand
Intercourse
Blue Ball
Beverdale
Jugtown
Stalker

Now I found this in Ohio
Gaysport

And internationaly we have from Canada
St. Lois du Ha! Ha!

From the UK
Boysack , Scotland
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH
the above is a town in wales

And in Austria there is this town
Fucking

I also found this set of signs not sure where they are from but I liked them
Until next time enjoy what ever you do

Ariel on drugs

I know I know I been slacking. I have a really good idea for a post I just haven't actually posted it . Sorry hope this holds you over some . It is a mad lib done tonight (with help from some one)hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

Look at this cat, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the dog
The dog who has everything?

Look at this potato, treasures untold
How many wonders can one chip hold?
stripping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got planets and clowns a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You fuck thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69
But who cares? No little deal. I rape more

I wanna be where the aliens are
I wanna see, wanna see `em burning
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

freezing your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for tasting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? dragon
Up where stars fuck
Up where stars run
Up where stars stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that crab

What would I give if I could live
Outta these pumpkins?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their cenipeeds
Bright young women, sick of bouncing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the angel know
Ask `em angry questions and get some answers
What`s a astroid, and why does it
What`s the word? bitch slap

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I yawn?
yawn to explore that joan up above
Out of sleepy snail, wish mouth could be
strangle of that pony tail