April Quotes ! (and free comic book day)

That's right ladies and gentleman It's the first day of may so I guess I am a day late on the April Monthly quotes . But before we get to the quotes I want to point out the fact that it is the first Saturday of May and that makes it Free Comic Book Day . Unfortunately I was unable to get to the comic store for my free comics but I hope you all did.

Now ON WITH THE QUOTES !

" They state that Pacificly "- cop on cops

" the dollar genit ....uhhh general car "- nascar announcer

Dickens : " I don't know Josh your alcohol consumption level is ..."
ME : " Over 9000 ! "

" You know what they say about April spring .. it brings May ..... thing "

" Air is a liquid " lady on discovery channel

" Super duper horny A++ " Chelsea Handler

Hope you enjoy this months collection and I'll post again soon.

Banana bread

Hi every one . I am sitting home alone because my grandmother Nan is in the hospital having a pace maker put in . Well any way I got a new kitchen aid mixer a short time ago and I used it last night to make banana bread it was extremely good . So I decided that I will go ahead and share the recipe with you all . A mixer is not needed I I just wanted to try my new one out .

• 3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed
• 1/3 cup melted butter
• 1 cup sugar (can easily reduce to 3/4 cup)
• 1 egg, beaten
• 2-3 teaspoon vanilla
• 3 teaspoon baking powder
  
• Pinch of salt
• 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour

preheat oven to 350 (175 c)
1 . smash bananas then add melted butter mix
2. mix in eggs sugar then vanilla
3. sprinkle in baking powder and salt while mixing
4. add flour and mix
5. pour into 4x8 loaf pan bake for 1 hour
5. let cool for about 30 minutes

March monthly quotes .

I decided that I am going to start collecting quotes during the month and at the end of each month post them on here. That way I will have at least one blog post a month since I have been having a hard time finding things to post about lately . Well Here are the first monthly quotes .

" the angry ones are the ones who are angry " channel 11 news

" The Wangs come out on most holidays ... and the fans just eat them up " whacked out sports announcer

"octo... lets just say octolady parts " Olivia Munn talking about Octopussy

" what would you do if an eel came in the front door squiggled up your leg and gave you a big eel kiss ? " Me

" that was something that socked my shocks off " Aaron McCargo Jr.

" he luded the officers " lady on cops

caller : " what do you think about your baby can read ? " Ian Punnet : " Who's Ken Reed ?"

" I know anybody ! " lady on marriage ref

" But the numbers are the numbers " Mike Taibi cbs evening news

Hope you all have a good Easter !

Just a few things

Hi every one I am doing my best to get more blogs out . So I found some things that may be interesting . Hope you all agree.

I recently heard that there is a law in China making it illegal for Buddhist to reincarnate in Tibet .

And since the time is coming up I feel I should remind everyone that it is a violation of city code ( for Baltimore) to sell ducklings and chicks to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

For anyone visiting Iceland tipping in the restaurants is an insult.

In the winter Olympics all the events won by 1/100 of a second where won by a jiffy .

Well that is it for now . I will post again when soon (hopefully lol) .

Super Mad Lib Fun Time !

Greetings every one ! A bit ago I got one of my Mad Lib books out and did one and the result was pretty good so I thought I'd share. All words I added are italicized

Medical Questions and Answers

Patient : Doctor when I stand up I get a slimy pain in my brick . Is this serious ?
Doctor : Sounds like you have an inflammation of your tunnel . You need an Anti-aircraft shot.

Patient : I'm thinking of having my eyes removed . Is this a horrible operation ?
Doctor : No. The operation is quite pink , providing you have grand kidneys .

Patient : What are the symptoms of an overactive aardvark ?
Doctor : High milkshake pressure. Also severe pianos in the abdomen .

Patient : Doctor is it possible for a 249 year old man to have a brain attack ?
Doctor : Only if he doesn't watch his walnut and eats to much vanilla bean .


Hope you enjoyed !

SO SO SORRY

I have been slacking so much on this blog I know . Well I am gona try my best to post more often. For those who don't know we had a HUGE amount of snow the past couple weeks . On my fron't porch there was 33 inches in the first storm alone . They said on the news that other places in my town had up to 39 inches that storm. Then there was another storm just a couple days after. People are still trying to get dug out of their roads . It was really an amazing amount of snow . Here is a link to my photo album of the snow on facebook . I still have another pic on my camera that I need to put on there so check back later for it .

As many of you may or may not know I have been helping a friend of mine PAINKILLER1 (or Pain) try to get a show on satellite radio. You probably have seen some of his videos I posted on here before. Well here is one now . It is at the moment on the 6th page (4th link down) on google if you search the lady's name ( and if you search it and hit video it is #1 ). Please help us get more views to this video.

Well thats all for now I am tired and I have to get up semi early tomorrow. I really am gona try and post more on here for real . Until then c-ya !

Its been a long time

Hello my friends long time no see. Sorry I have not been around for a bit . Hopefully this will make up for it a bit cuz boy do I got some cool stuff for you .

First let me say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays . I hope no one has been visited by Krampus . I wonder why he is never in any Rankin Bass specials .

Secondly I am sure you have seen the crazy sky spiral thing in Norway. You know the Russian missile ? Well if not there is the video check it out very odd .

Speaking of very odd check out this what seems to be a fleet of UFOs over Chile

and finaly I am gona leave you with some music with the Symphony of Science .

I got something I am gona post soon I just need to remember to do it.
I promise I won't be so long again between posts .