Wait ?? Is that Jupiter ???

Hay guys sorry it's been a bit again . I know I know I keep saying I am going to post more and I was really going to try but then a bunch of stuff happened . You might have heard about the earthquake on the east coast then hurricane Irene and then the monsoon all within like a week that we had here in MD . We are just starting to dry out a little .

So lets get started !

First off I got some cool pictures from my friend Kyle . He saw Jupiter . He then took a zoomed in picture of it . Then another more zoomed in . And the last one is a bit enhanced on his computer . He was telling me that he has taken pictures like this that it normally comes out black and white . For some reason he got this colorization to it . I thought it was pretty cool so I asked if I could post them on here.

Now for some quotes !

" I want to reduce reduction in in goverment waist and fraud " - Some lady on the news

dude after stealing a car " I'm gona drive this mother fucker "

same dude after getting caught " The dude at exxon told me to drove it "

" Dave ! SELL SHIT ON THING ! " - Gail

" What !?!?! We don't have earth works here in Baltimore city !!" - lady talking about the earthquake .

" I did a 760 degree U-turn " - lady on Judge Alex

Well that is about it right now sooooo

Until Next Time It's a quest for fun !

Dear Everyone !

I am here and am posting !! I really am trying to get back into posting more . So lets see what do we have to talk about ?

OH ! The FBI say they are finally on the track to finding out who D.B. Cooper is . So that is pretty cool . Of course if you are a coastie then I am sure you have heard the shows they have been having about D.B. the past few years where an attorney named Galen Cook after years of research and interviews of his own has come to the conclusion that D.B. was a man named Bill Gossett. Who is now deceased . Makes you wonder if he was right and the FBI are going to admit it .

I got a big list of quotes from the time that I haven't been posting so I will post them now !

" she was telling not the truth " - lady on swift justice

" I got one question for you are you from the hamburgerstand ?" - The " Goverment Agent" on Operation Repo

" The closer we got to home the more he started to get flustrated " - lady on speeders

" Look at this I am making love to this meat log right now " - Marcel from Marcel's Quantam Kitchen

" The endtimes means the end of times " - Caller on Coast to Coast

" it's so majestical " - Kate - Kate + 8

" verbatumly " - Lady on Judge Alex

" that leg is gona be decapitated " -Phillip - Survivor

" you go to lunch you have people you fall asleep " - Donald Trump - The Apprentice

" you spent to much money on duck so now we got oars " - Lady on 24 hour resturant battle

" you get more honey with flies then you do with vinegar ...or something like that . It has something to do with honey and flies

and people and I like honey more then vinegar " - Lady on parking Wars

" Thats blargy " guy on parkin wars

" New York now has same sick marriges " - anchor lady on the news

Until Next Time there's a food group for each one !

Hay there you wonderful readers !

Hi everyone ! Lets see whats new ? OH ! I actually got an ebay account the other day . I know I am so late on that but yeah I got one . I been using it to find cheap Ogres for my Warhammer army . A couple of days ago I won my first auction on there . I got a Tyrant for about 20 bucks cheaper then the price from games workshop so thats pretty cool .

Today I found out is the birthday of the Twinkie ! Yes on this day in 1930 the Twinkie was created.

Now for some Monthly Quote Action !

" I can overstand what they mean " Naima from american idol

" I'm a red step child " - Phillip Survivor

" He literally has a mental " - lady on survivor

" I'm cooking out of my ass here " - Chef Anita Lowe Chopped

" Corn Pour " - Nan

" We live in an era where we need to be clensisized " - lady on some payed program

" This is so ridiculous I never been so assaulted in my life " - man getting arrested

" can you blow some jellyfish ?" -Ashly on ultimate cake off

Well I'm gona have me some lunch now ( seafood white pizza) .

Until Next Time This is something different .

Holy Crap I been running late !

Wow sorry I thought I been posting but apparently I haven't . So lets see what to get into . First I been playing lots GT5 and Marvel vs Capcom 3 . I also have F.E.A.R. 3 on preorder . It comes out later this month . Then next month Portal 2 comes out . So yeah lots of good games all at once whats up with that ?

PAINKILLER asked me to help spread his new video around and I told him I will. So here it is . It has some pretty crazy stuff .

Some friends of mine and I have been having game nights too so thats been fun . We been playing games like apples to apples and scriblish and flapdoodle .

Now lets get some quotes out of the way !

" Hydroglyphics " - Buddy the cake boss

" those that do it the best are the best ! " - Major Ed Dames

" if you eat turkey that is not done .. thats cooties " - Kelly - worst cooks in america

" I want your mush mush !" -Nan

" You and Luke mush mushin togeather " - Nan

" the hull's made out of aloonamin " boat man on pawn stars

" fish aren't gona fly from Norway to China just to get gutted " - Christopher Steiner

" what English soccer club is the most expensive sports french fries in the world " - lady on cash cab

" we're all here because we're not all there " Steven Tyler

" whats with th juju bees on your ooo ooo bees ?" Steven Tyler

" you get to live with your failure ... your parents did " Shae

" what are you looking at you privacy rapist !?" man on cops

" rapist ! you privacy rapist ! die ! " same man on cops

" good bye vatos ! " yet again same man on cops

" and if you wanna do it don't !" Ian Punnet

Man : " she hit my shoulder !"

Cop : she hit your shoulder ? with what ??"

Man " with her face !"

" the future could be like Kyle Minogue , Kind of exciting but short " - Mark Stevenson

" When we woke up the next morning I was at work " - lady on swift justice

" you sleep with old men for cheap cigarettes " - lady on Jery Springer

" while naked with out clothes " Rod Daniels 11 news

So Until Next Time .... The insignia is right !

Merry Christmas ! (and early monthly quotes )

Hi every one I hope you all had a good Christmas. I sure did . I came across something really cool and thought I would share it with you all . I wil'l also end with this months quotes there aren't to many of them this month so I figured just go ahead and add them to this post . So now for your enjoyment
THE 12 DAYS OF SITHMAS ! (as taken from Darth Vader and Death Star PR's twitter)


On the 1st day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... a fully operational Death Star
On the second day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... two twins a-kissin'
On the 3rd day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... three clueless clones.
On the 4th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 4 cyborg limbs
On the 5th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Five Golden Droids!
On the 6th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Six Star Destroyers
On the 7th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Seven troopers stormin
On the 8th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 8 Ewoks stewing
On the 9th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 9 Admirals choking
On the 10th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Ten TIE's a-fighting
On the 11th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 11 Jedi dying
On the 12th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 12 sabers humming

And now ..... THE QUOTES !
" It's not rocket surgery " - Guy on Undercover Boss

" Waterfalls of awesomeness are pouring all throughout my body " - Judge on Cup Cake Wars

" That's hot sauce, hot sauce tastes like Texas " - lady on million dollar money drop


Until Next Time ... It's the best idea ever !

Monthy Quotes on the late again

Hi I know I have been running late lately . I will try to do better next month for the quotes . I am also going to try and find more interesting things to post again . I hope every one is having a good Holiday Season. We have our tree up and some lights on the inside but not outside yet . I am wanting to go to The Symphony of Lights some time this year. I made some sugar cookie dough but we haven't made any cookies yet maybe this weekend. Well any way let me get the quotes out for your enjoyment .

" In all reactuality " - defendant on Judge Karen

" He pissed me off to the highest point of pisstivity " - Naonka survivor

" He tryed to take my cell phone and it immediately got Jurassic ." -lady on swift justice

" I didn't verbally hit her " - man who took previous ladies cell phone

" I woulda pickled me walnuts " - Len Goodman DWTS

" So we where talkin and the more I conversated ...conversa...umm converted with him " - Trannie on Jerry Springer

Jeff Probst : " Naonka what should happen to your torch "
Naonka " " It should be smuffed "

" Mr. Shit probably would sleep in a bed " - Nan

That's all for now .

Until Next Time .. that's easy and affordable !

Monthly quotes pluss !

Hi every one . It is now October . I always liked this time of year . I have some really interesting things to post about today to go along with the monthly quotes that I am sure you are expecting . So having said that lets get started !

Lets start with strange weddings . No I don't mean like the " we got married on a roller coaster " type strange weddings.

1. Man marries Pillow
2. Woman marries Dolphin
3. Man marries Cat
4. Woman marries Eiffel Tower

See I told you they where strange . So now did anybody hear about the 12,000 year old structure found in Turkey ? Here is a link to the story on earth files for it . I find it to be amazing.

Now for the Quotes !!

"You never want to burn a whore " - Jerry Springer

" There's a lot of Italians in Italy " Nascar announcer

" You don't wanna do that ... I'll get weird." - drunk in a wreck on ice road truckers

" I couldn't grout a snail " Chuck Woolery

" We'll start a new martial art and call it win chun chimp " - Pain

Lady calling in to coast : " I'm at work"
George Noory : " You're a Wookie ?" -Coast to Coast AM

" Hi thees are my boobs lets cook ! " - Nona Hells Kitchen

Richard Karn : "Animal that begins with the letter R "
Contestant :" Rhododendron " - family feud

" Gandhi didn't wear flip flops he lived in the jungle " - Jillian Hells Kitchen

Until Next Time .... Check that hallway !

April Quotes ! (and free comic book day)

That's right ladies and gentleman It's the first day of may so I guess I am a day late on the April Monthly quotes . But before we get to the quotes I want to point out the fact that it is the first Saturday of May and that makes it Free Comic Book Day . Unfortunately I was unable to get to the comic store for my free comics but I hope you all did.

Now ON WITH THE QUOTES !

" They state that Pacificly "- cop on cops

" the dollar genit ....uhhh general car "- nascar announcer

Dickens : " I don't know Josh your alcohol consumption level is ..."
ME : " Over 9000 ! "

" You know what they say about April spring .. it brings May ..... thing "

" Air is a liquid " lady on discovery channel

" Super duper horny A++ " Chelsea Handler

Hope you enjoy this months collection and I'll post again soon.

March monthly quotes .

I decided that I am going to start collecting quotes during the month and at the end of each month post them on here. That way I will have at least one blog post a month since I have been having a hard time finding things to post about lately . Well Here are the first monthly quotes .

" the angry ones are the ones who are angry " channel 11 news

" The Wangs come out on most holidays ... and the fans just eat them up " whacked out sports announcer

"octo... lets just say octolady parts " Olivia Munn talking about Octopussy

" what would you do if an eel came in the front door squiggled up your leg and gave you a big eel kiss ? " Me

" that was something that socked my shocks off " Aaron McCargo Jr.

" he luded the officers " lady on cops

caller : " what do you think about your baby can read ? " Ian Punnet : " Who's Ken Reed ?"

" I know anybody ! " lady on marriage ref

" But the numbers are the numbers " Mike Taibi cbs evening news

Hope you all have a good Easter !