Super Mad Lib Fun Time !

Greetings every one ! A bit ago I got one of my Mad Lib books out and did one and the result was pretty good so I thought I'd share. All words I added are italicized

Medical Questions and Answers

Patient : Doctor when I stand up I get a slimy pain in my brick . Is this serious ?
Doctor : Sounds like you have an inflammation of your tunnel . You need an Anti-aircraft shot.

Patient : I'm thinking of having my eyes removed . Is this a horrible operation ?
Doctor : No. The operation is quite pink , providing you have grand kidneys .

Patient : What are the symptoms of an overactive aardvark ?
Doctor : High milkshake pressure. Also severe pianos in the abdomen .

Patient : Doctor is it possible for a 249 year old man to have a brain attack ?
Doctor : Only if he doesn't watch his walnut and eats to much vanilla bean .


Hope you enjoyed !

Ariel on drugs

I know I know I been slacking. I have a really good idea for a post I just haven't actually posted it . Sorry hope this holds you over some . It is a mad lib done tonight (with help from some one)hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

Look at this cat, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the dog
The dog who has everything?

Look at this potato, treasures untold
How many wonders can one chip hold?
stripping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got planets and clowns a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You fuck thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69
But who cares? No little deal. I rape more

I wanna be where the aliens are
I wanna see, wanna see `em burning
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

freezing your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for tasting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? dragon
Up where stars fuck
Up where stars run
Up where stars stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that crab

What would I give if I could live
Outta these pumpkins?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their cenipeeds
Bright young women, sick of bouncing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the angel know
Ask `em angry questions and get some answers
What`s a astroid, and why does it
What`s the word? bitch slap

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I yawn?
yawn to explore that joan up above
Out of sleepy snail, wish mouth could be
strangle of that pony tail