March monthly quotes .

I decided that I am going to start collecting quotes during the month and at the end of each month post them on here. That way I will have at least one blog post a month since I have been having a hard time finding things to post about lately . Well Here are the first monthly quotes .

" the angry ones are the ones who are angry " channel 11 news

" The Wangs come out on most holidays ... and the fans just eat them up " whacked out sports announcer

"octo... lets just say octolady parts " Olivia Munn talking about Octopussy

" what would you do if an eel came in the front door squiggled up your leg and gave you a big eel kiss ? " Me

" that was something that socked my shocks off " Aaron McCargo Jr.

" he luded the officers " lady on cops

caller : " what do you think about your baby can read ? " Ian Punnet : " Who's Ken Reed ?"

" I know anybody ! " lady on marriage ref

" But the numbers are the numbers " Mike Taibi cbs evening news

Hope you all have a good Easter !

Just a few things

Hi every one I am doing my best to get more blogs out . So I found some things that may be interesting . Hope you all agree.

I recently heard that there is a law in China making it illegal for Buddhist to reincarnate in Tibet .

And since the time is coming up I feel I should remind everyone that it is a violation of city code ( for Baltimore) to sell ducklings and chicks to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

For anyone visiting Iceland tipping in the restaurants is an insult.

In the winter Olympics all the events won by 1/100 of a second where won by a jiffy .

Well that is it for now . I will post again when soon (hopefully lol) .

Super Mad Lib Fun Time !

Greetings every one ! A bit ago I got one of my Mad Lib books out and did one and the result was pretty good so I thought I'd share. All words I added are italicized

Medical Questions and Answers

Patient : Doctor when I stand up I get a slimy pain in my brick . Is this serious ?
Doctor : Sounds like you have an inflammation of your tunnel . You need an Anti-aircraft shot.

Patient : I'm thinking of having my eyes removed . Is this a horrible operation ?
Doctor : No. The operation is quite pink , providing you have grand kidneys .

Patient : What are the symptoms of an overactive aardvark ?
Doctor : High milkshake pressure. Also severe pianos in the abdomen .

Patient : Doctor is it possible for a 249 year old man to have a brain attack ?
Doctor : Only if he doesn't watch his walnut and eats to much vanilla bean .


Hope you enjoyed !

SO SO SORRY

I have been slacking so much on this blog I know . Well I am gona try my best to post more often. For those who don't know we had a HUGE amount of snow the past couple weeks . On my fron't porch there was 33 inches in the first storm alone . They said on the news that other places in my town had up to 39 inches that storm. Then there was another storm just a couple days after. People are still trying to get dug out of their roads . It was really an amazing amount of snow . Here is a link to my photo album of the snow on facebook . I still have another pic on my camera that I need to put on there so check back later for it .

As many of you may or may not know I have been helping a friend of mine PAINKILLER1 (or Pain) try to get a show on satellite radio. You probably have seen some of his videos I posted on here before. Well here is one now . It is at the moment on the 6th page (4th link down) on google if you search the lady's name ( and if you search it and hit video it is #1 ). Please help us get more views to this video.

Well thats all for now I am tired and I have to get up semi early tomorrow. I really am gona try and post more on here for real . Until then c-ya !

Its been a long time

Hello my friends long time no see. Sorry I have not been around for a bit . Hopefully this will make up for it a bit cuz boy do I got some cool stuff for you .

First let me say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays . I hope no one has been visited by Krampus . I wonder why he is never in any Rankin Bass specials .

Secondly I am sure you have seen the crazy sky spiral thing in Norway. You know the Russian missile ? Well if not there is the video check it out very odd .

Speaking of very odd check out this what seems to be a fleet of UFOs over Chile

and finaly I am gona leave you with some music with the Symphony of Science .

I got something I am gona post soon I just need to remember to do it.
I promise I won't be so long again between posts .

You need a costume still ?

As I am sure you know it is almost Halloween . So I have looked around for some interesting costume ideas just in case you haven't chosen one yet. So let the fun begin !

First we have the Illegal Alien costume , some find it offensive I find it kinda funny .

How about this Barakula mask ?

Have you ever wanted to be on the cover of a magazine now you can !

And the same for the ladies !

Ali G ?

All you SNL fans may recognize this

Well I hope that helps you decide on something good for your costume . If you have a good costume let me know send a pic I might post it in the blog !

RIP CAPTAIN LOU !!

As some of you may know I used to be a huge wrestling fan . Not so much any more. But I used to be . But I heard last night that one of the coolest people in wresting history died the great Captain Lou Albano. So for this blog post I solute you oh captain my captain ... RIP you will be missed

Captain Lou's history of music

A rant about Bobby the brain

Advice from Captain Lou

an interview from 2006 he hasn't lost it

and of course who could forget DO THE MARIO !

Cyndi Lauper's girls just wanna have fun ( Captain Lou plays her dad in this video )

Cyndi Lauper's She Bop ( another of her videos with an Captain Lou appearance )