Super Mad Lib Fun Time !

Greetings every one ! A bit ago I got one of my Mad Lib books out and did one and the result was pretty good so I thought I'd share. All words I added are italicized

Medical Questions and Answers

Patient : Doctor when I stand up I get a slimy pain in my brick . Is this serious ?
Doctor : Sounds like you have an inflammation of your tunnel . You need an Anti-aircraft shot.

Patient : I'm thinking of having my eyes removed . Is this a horrible operation ?
Doctor : No. The operation is quite pink , providing you have grand kidneys .

Patient : What are the symptoms of an overactive aardvark ?
Doctor : High milkshake pressure. Also severe pianos in the abdomen .

Patient : Doctor is it possible for a 249 year old man to have a brain attack ?
Doctor : Only if he doesn't watch his walnut and eats to much vanilla bean .


Hope you enjoyed !

SO SO SORRY

I have been slacking so much on this blog I know . Well I am gona try my best to post more often. For those who don't know we had a HUGE amount of snow the past couple weeks . On my fron't porch there was 33 inches in the first storm alone . They said on the news that other places in my town had up to 39 inches that storm. Then there was another storm just a couple days after. People are still trying to get dug out of their roads . It was really an amazing amount of snow . Here is a link to my photo album of the snow on facebook . I still have another pic on my camera that I need to put on there so check back later for it .

As many of you may or may not know I have been helping a friend of mine PAINKILLER1 (or Pain) try to get a show on satellite radio. You probably have seen some of his videos I posted on here before. Well here is one now . It is at the moment on the 6th page (4th link down) on google if you search the lady's name ( and if you search it and hit video it is #1 ). Please help us get more views to this video.

Well thats all for now I am tired and I have to get up semi early tomorrow. I really am gona try and post more on here for real . Until then c-ya !

Its been a long time

Hello my friends long time no see. Sorry I have not been around for a bit . Hopefully this will make up for it a bit cuz boy do I got some cool stuff for you .

First let me say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays . I hope no one has been visited by Krampus . I wonder why he is never in any Rankin Bass specials .

Secondly I am sure you have seen the crazy sky spiral thing in Norway. You know the Russian missile ? Well if not there is the video check it out very odd .

Speaking of very odd check out this what seems to be a fleet of UFOs over Chile

and finaly I am gona leave you with some music with the Symphony of Science .

I got something I am gona post soon I just need to remember to do it.
I promise I won't be so long again between posts .

You need a costume still ?

As I am sure you know it is almost Halloween . So I have looked around for some interesting costume ideas just in case you haven't chosen one yet. So let the fun begin !

First we have the Illegal Alien costume , some find it offensive I find it kinda funny .

How about this Barakula mask ?

Have you ever wanted to be on the cover of a magazine now you can !

And the same for the ladies !

Ali G ?

All you SNL fans may recognize this

Well I hope that helps you decide on something good for your costume . If you have a good costume let me know send a pic I might post it in the blog !

RIP CAPTAIN LOU !!

As some of you may know I used to be a huge wrestling fan . Not so much any more. But I used to be . But I heard last night that one of the coolest people in wresting history died the great Captain Lou Albano. So for this blog post I solute you oh captain my captain ... RIP you will be missed

Captain Lou's history of music

A rant about Bobby the brain

Advice from Captain Lou

an interview from 2006 he hasn't lost it

and of course who could forget DO THE MARIO !

Cyndi Lauper's girls just wanna have fun ( Captain Lou plays her dad in this video )

Cyndi Lauper's She Bop ( another of her videos with an Captain Lou appearance )

you want the cryptids you got them

Soooooo..... As you man or may not have heard there was a ... thing found in Panama. They call it a monster, what ever it is it has made enough news that got on CNN. Well now that it has been dead for a bit here is another picture of it. Well this thing is very strange what ever it is ( some say sloth some say shelless turtle ) they are saying that it is not alien. So I decided to go and post pics of some other .... things .

I'm gona start with a local seamonster we call Chessie who lives here in MD in the chessapeak bay

Then there is this spiffy statue of the the Mothman

How about this guy Popobawa who is known to break into houses and sodomise the men .

Or this pic of the Jersey Devil

and this cute little Jackalope

a nifty drawling of the Flatwoods monster

A strange giftshop with .... strange gifts

Greetings and happy Labor day !!!

So today I found that the CDC in Atlanta has a gift shop. That alone I found odd but then I heard about the awesome plushies they sold. Personally I think they are pretty cool but a lot of people seem to think that it's messed up. Here is a link to the story . My personal favorite I think would be the MRSA plush looks to cool .