Hi every one I hope you all had a good Christmas. I sure did . I came across something really cool and thought I would share it with you all . I wil'l also end with this months quotes there aren't to many of them this month so I figured just go ahead and add them to this post . So now for your enjoyment
THE 12 DAYS OF SITHMAS ! (as taken from Darth Vader and Death Star PR's twitter)
On the 1st day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... a fully operational Death Star
On the second day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... two twins a-kissin'
On the 3rd day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... three clueless clones.
On the 4th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 4 cyborg limbs
On the 5th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Five Golden Droids!
On the 6th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Six Star Destroyers
On the 7th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Seven troopers stormin
On the 8th Day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 8 Ewoks stewing
On the 9th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 9 Admirals choking
On the 10th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... Ten TIE's a-fighting
On the 11th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 11 Jedi dying
On the 12th day of Sithmas my Dark Lord gave to me... 12 sabers humming
And now ..... THE QUOTES !
" It's not rocket surgery " - Guy on Undercover Boss
" Waterfalls of awesomeness are pouring all throughout my body " - Judge on Cup Cake Wars
" That's hot sauce, hot sauce tastes like Texas " - lady on million dollar money drop
Until Next Time ... It's the best idea ever !
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Monthy Quotes on the late again
Hi I know I have been running late lately . I will try to do better next month for the quotes . I am also going to try and find more interesting things to post again . I hope every one is having a good Holiday Season. We have our tree up and some lights on the inside but not outside yet . I am wanting to go to The Symphony of Lights some time this year. I made some sugar cookie dough but we haven't made any cookies yet maybe this weekend. Well any way let me get the quotes out for your enjoyment .
" In all reactuality " - defendant on Judge Karen
" He pissed me off to the highest point of pisstivity " - Naonka survivor
" He tryed to take my cell phone and it immediately got Jurassic ." -lady on swift justice
" I didn't verbally hit her " - man who took previous ladies cell phone
" I woulda pickled me walnuts " - Len Goodman DWTS
" So we where talkin and the more I conversated ...conversa...umm converted with him " - Trannie on Jerry Springer
Jeff Probst : " Naonka what should happen to your torch "
Naonka " " It should be smuffed "
" Mr. Shit probably would sleep in a bed " - Nan
That's all for now .
Until Next Time .. that's easy and affordable !
" In all reactuality " - defendant on Judge Karen
" He pissed me off to the highest point of pisstivity " - Naonka survivor
" He tryed to take my cell phone and it immediately got Jurassic ." -lady on swift justice
" I didn't verbally hit her " - man who took previous ladies cell phone
" I woulda pickled me walnuts " - Len Goodman DWTS
" So we where talkin and the more I conversated ...conversa...umm converted with him " - Trannie on Jerry Springer
Jeff Probst : " Naonka what should happen to your torch "
Naonka " " It should be smuffed "
" Mr. Shit probably would sleep in a bed " - Nan
That's all for now .
Until Next Time .. that's easy and affordable !
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Late Late Monthly Quotes
Sorry I am so late . There has been a lot of stuff going on here lately . But right now I am just sitting here watching a squirrel ( I am pretty sure it is one of the ones we raised) play around in the drive way . So now let me get to the Quotes !
" I don't know why she would say'd it " -man on COPS
" He beat me in my eye " -lady on Swift Justice
" It was not 24 hours in that day it was 26 and it felt like 48 " -Naonka Survivor
Chicago Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was misspelled on voting machines ... they read Rich Whitey ( I know not a quote but still kinda funny)
" if there's a game on and it's not on at Looneys it's not on " Looneys Pub comercial
" you know under armor breaks the wind any way " lady on WBAL TV 11 news
" court my butt ... ummm court-martial" man on hourly news feed on the radio
" My porn name is after president Theodore Wilson " Chick on Jerry Springer
" You get to milk your own milk " - Purple Kelly - Suvivor
Sorry there wasn't much more
Until Next Time .... Submit your case !
" I don't know why she would say'd it " -man on COPS
" He beat me in my eye " -lady on Swift Justice
" It was not 24 hours in that day it was 26 and it felt like 48 " -Naonka Survivor
Chicago Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was misspelled on voting machines ... they read Rich Whitey ( I know not a quote but still kinda funny)
" if there's a game on and it's not on at Looneys it's not on " Looneys Pub comercial
" you know under armor breaks the wind any way " lady on WBAL TV 11 news
" court my butt ... ummm court-martial" man on hourly news feed on the radio
" My porn name is after president Theodore Wilson " Chick on Jerry Springer
" You get to milk your own milk " - Purple Kelly - Suvivor
Sorry there wasn't much more
Until Next Time .... Submit your case !
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Monthly quotes pluss !
Hi every one . It is now October . I always liked this time of year . I have some really interesting things to post about today to go along with the monthly quotes that I am sure you are expecting . So having said that lets get started !
Lets start with strange weddings . No I don't mean like the " we got married on a roller coaster " type strange weddings.
1. Man marries Pillow
2. Woman marries Dolphin
3. Man marries Cat
4. Woman marries Eiffel Tower
See I told you they where strange . So now did anybody hear about the 12,000 year old structure found in Turkey ? Here is a link to the story on earth files for it . I find it to be amazing.
Now for the Quotes !!
"You never want to burn a whore " - Jerry Springer
" There's a lot of Italians in Italy " Nascar announcer
" You don't wanna do that ... I'll get weird." - drunk in a wreck on ice road truckers
" I couldn't grout a snail " Chuck Woolery
" We'll start a new martial art and call it win chun chimp " - Pain
Lady calling in to coast : " I'm at work"
George Noory : " You're a Wookie ?" -Coast to Coast AM
" Hi thees are my boobs lets cook ! " - Nona Hells Kitchen
Richard Karn : "Animal that begins with the letter R "
Contestant :" Rhododendron " - family feud
" Gandhi didn't wear flip flops he lived in the jungle " - Jillian Hells Kitchen
Until Next Time .... Check that hallway !
Lets start with strange weddings . No I don't mean like the " we got married on a roller coaster " type strange weddings.
1. Man marries Pillow
2. Woman marries Dolphin
3. Man marries Cat
4. Woman marries Eiffel Tower
See I told you they where strange . So now did anybody hear about the 12,000 year old structure found in Turkey ? Here is a link to the story on earth files for it . I find it to be amazing.
Now for the Quotes !!
"You never want to burn a whore " - Jerry Springer
" There's a lot of Italians in Italy " Nascar announcer
" You don't wanna do that ... I'll get weird." - drunk in a wreck on ice road truckers
" I couldn't grout a snail " Chuck Woolery
" We'll start a new martial art and call it win chun chimp " - Pain
Lady calling in to coast : " I'm at work"
George Noory : " You're a Wookie ?" -Coast to Coast AM
" Hi thees are my boobs lets cook ! " - Nona Hells Kitchen
Richard Karn : "Animal that begins with the letter R "
Contestant :" Rhododendron " - family feud
" Gandhi didn't wear flip flops he lived in the jungle " - Jillian Hells Kitchen
Until Next Time .... Check that hallway !
Friday, September 17, 2010
A few questions and a link to an interesting video
Hi guys the other day I heard some people talking about the educational system here in the U.S. and they said something about the 3 R's . Now I am sure you have all heard of and know what the 3 R's are . So what I am wondering is why is it the 3 R's ? I mean lets break it down
1. Reading : To me this is the only R of the 3 R's . I mean look R right at the front of the word .
2. Writing : So yeah it has and R in it and it even sounds like it starts with R but it don't .
3. Arithmetic : This is the worse offender of the bunch . Yeah like writing R is the second letter in the word but at least writing's W is silent . Arithmetic don't have a silent A . I don't see how it could be mistaken for a R at all .
So now that I have broken down the 3 R's I have a couple ideas to remedy the problems of the 3 R's .
Remedy 1. Change the name of the 3R's maybe call it W.A.R. This not only the right letters but also is kind of symbolic of the battle it is to teach some people .
Remedy 2. Change the R's . Reading you can stay being a true R but we could fit other R words in to make it 3 real R's . Maybe Rhythm could be one . It's a fun word for a couple reasons . Rhythm is in music class and I always liked music class. PLUS Rhythm only vowel is a y how cool is that ? The third R I am not sure of at this time . In fact if you have any ideas leave them in a comment I would love to hear them.
Now as I said in the title I have this interesting video done by Pain. It talks about the " Mosque" that they want to build at (or near) Ground Zero and how it is not a Mosque at all here take a look.
Until Next Time 3 cases to open 1 huge amount !
1. Reading : To me this is the only R of the 3 R's . I mean look R right at the front of the word .
2. Writing : So yeah it has and R in it and it even sounds like it starts with R but it don't .
3. Arithmetic : This is the worse offender of the bunch . Yeah like writing R is the second letter in the word but at least writing's W is silent . Arithmetic don't have a silent A . I don't see how it could be mistaken for a R at all .
So now that I have broken down the 3 R's I have a couple ideas to remedy the problems of the 3 R's .
Remedy 1. Change the name of the 3R's maybe call it W.A.R. This not only the right letters but also is kind of symbolic of the battle it is to teach some people .
Remedy 2. Change the R's . Reading you can stay being a true R but we could fit other R words in to make it 3 real R's . Maybe Rhythm could be one . It's a fun word for a couple reasons . Rhythm is in music class and I always liked music class. PLUS Rhythm only vowel is a y how cool is that ? The third R I am not sure of at this time . In fact if you have any ideas leave them in a comment I would love to hear them.
Now as I said in the title I have this interesting video done by Pain. It talks about the " Mosque" that they want to build at (or near) Ground Zero and how it is not a Mosque at all here take a look.
Until Next Time 3 cases to open 1 huge amount !
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Pig's Blood Illusions and Bears oh my
Hi every one . It is now September and the summer heat is trying to cool down . But that shall not stop the strangeness I am sure . And to prove this let the blog begin !
First lets start with the rumors of pig's blood being spread on the ground of and put in the cement being used for the Mosque being built at (or is that near ?) Ground Zero . Whats that you say ? You want a link ? Well I just happen to have one right here .
Next we have creepiness from Canada. Need traffic to slow down ? Well here is a new idea . In Canada the government of Vancouver created an illusion of a little girl in the street to make the traffic slow down. a creepy ghost like illusion that as you get closer stretches out and flattens to the street. I have the feeling that if this may end up causing accidents . Wanna see it ? Here it is !
And since I mentioned it in my Title for today here is a bear .
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE !
If you act now you get this bonus video !
So Until Next time .... Front Back and In Between !
First lets start with the rumors of pig's blood being spread on the ground of and put in the cement being used for the Mosque being built at (or is that near ?) Ground Zero . Whats that you say ? You want a link ? Well I just happen to have one right here .
Next we have creepiness from Canada. Need traffic to slow down ? Well here is a new idea . In Canada the government of Vancouver created an illusion of a little girl in the street to make the traffic slow down. a creepy ghost like illusion that as you get closer stretches out and flattens to the street. I have the feeling that if this may end up causing accidents . Wanna see it ? Here it is !
And since I mentioned it in my Title for today here is a bear .
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE !
If you act now you get this bonus video !
So Until Next time .... Front Back and In Between !
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Finaly
Hay guys guess what no quotes again this month but that is ok I just got me a new computer today . I don't really have much to say at the moment . Well the Ravens won but besides that nothing really . So I will go and hopefully find something good to post about with in a few days .
Until Next Time .... LA LA LA
Until Next Time .... LA LA LA
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