Late Late Monthly Quotes

Sorry I am so late . There has been a lot of stuff going on here lately . But right now I am just sitting here watching a squirrel ( I am pretty sure it is one of the ones we raised) play around in the drive way . So now let me get to the Quotes !

" I don't know why she would say'd it " -man on COPS

" He beat me in my eye " -lady on Swift Justice

" It was not 24 hours in that day it was 26 and it felt like 48 " -Naonka Survivor

Chicago Gubernatorial candidate Rich Whitney's name was misspelled on voting machines ... they read Rich Whitey ( I know not a quote but still kinda funny)

" if there's a game on and it's not on at Looneys it's not on " Looneys Pub comercial

" you know under armor breaks the wind any way " lady on WBAL TV 11 news

" court my butt ... ummm court-martial" man on hourly news feed on the radio

" My porn name is after president Theodore Wilson " Chick on Jerry Springer

" You get to milk your own milk " - Purple Kelly - Suvivor

Sorry there wasn't much more

Until Next Time .... Submit your case !

Monthly quotes pluss !

Hi every one . It is now October . I always liked this time of year . I have some really interesting things to post about today to go along with the monthly quotes that I am sure you are expecting . So having said that lets get started !

Lets start with strange weddings . No I don't mean like the " we got married on a roller coaster " type strange weddings.

1. Man marries Pillow
2. Woman marries Dolphin
3. Man marries Cat
4. Woman marries Eiffel Tower

See I told you they where strange . So now did anybody hear about the 12,000 year old structure found in Turkey ? Here is a link to the story on earth files for it . I find it to be amazing.

Now for the Quotes !!

"You never want to burn a whore " - Jerry Springer

" There's a lot of Italians in Italy " Nascar announcer

" You don't wanna do that ... I'll get weird." - drunk in a wreck on ice road truckers

" I couldn't grout a snail " Chuck Woolery

" We'll start a new martial art and call it win chun chimp " - Pain

Lady calling in to coast : " I'm at work"
George Noory : " You're a Wookie ?" -Coast to Coast AM

" Hi thees are my boobs lets cook ! " - Nona Hells Kitchen

Richard Karn : "Animal that begins with the letter R "
Contestant :" Rhododendron " - family feud

" Gandhi didn't wear flip flops he lived in the jungle " - Jillian Hells Kitchen

Until Next Time .... Check that hallway !

A few questions and a link to an interesting video

Hi guys the other day I heard some people talking about the educational system here in the U.S. and they said something about the 3 R's . Now I am sure you have all heard of and know what the 3 R's are . So what I am wondering is why is it the 3 R's ? I mean lets break it down

1. Reading : To me this is the only R of the 3 R's . I mean look R right at the front of the word .
2. Writing : So yeah it has and R in it and it even sounds like it starts with R but it don't .
3. Arithmetic : This is the worse offender of the bunch . Yeah like writing R is the second letter in the word but at least writing's W is silent . Arithmetic don't have a silent A . I don't see how it could be mistaken for a R at all .

So now that I have broken down the 3 R's I have a couple ideas to remedy the problems of the 3 R's .

Remedy 1. Change the name of the 3R's maybe call it W.A.R. This not only the right letters but also is kind of symbolic of the battle it is to teach some people .

Remedy 2. Change the R's . Reading you can stay being a true R but we could fit other R words in to make it 3 real R's . Maybe Rhythm could be one . It's a fun word for a couple reasons . Rhythm is in music class and I always liked music class. PLUS Rhythm only vowel is a y how cool is that ? The third R I am not sure of at this time . In fact if you have any ideas leave them in a comment I would love to hear them.

Now as I said in the title I have this interesting video done by Pain. It talks about the " Mosque" that they want to build at (or near) Ground Zero and how it is not a Mosque at all here take a look.

Until Next Time 3 cases to open 1 huge amount !

Pig's Blood Illusions and Bears oh my

Hi every one . It is now September and the summer heat is trying to cool down . But that shall not stop the strangeness I am sure . And to prove this let the blog begin !

First lets start with the rumors of pig's blood being spread on the ground of and put in the cement being used for the Mosque being built at (or is that near ?) Ground Zero . Whats that you say ? You want a link ? Well I just happen to have one right here .

Next we have creepiness from Canada. Need traffic to slow down ? Well here is a new idea . In Canada the government of Vancouver created an illusion of a little girl in the street to make the traffic slow down. a creepy ghost like illusion that as you get closer stretches out and flattens to the street. I have the feeling that if this may end up causing accidents . Wanna see it ? Here it is !

And since I mentioned it in my Title for today here is a bear .

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE !

If you act now you get this bonus video !

So Until Next time .... Front Back and In Between !

Finaly

Hay guys guess what no quotes again this month but that is ok I just got me a new computer today . I don't really have much to say at the moment . Well the Ravens won but besides that nothing really . So I will go and hopefully find something good to post about with in a few days .

Until Next Time .... LA LA LA

appologies problems and some coolness

Hi everyone ! So I have been having lots of computer problems lately . I am currently fighting my EQ2 trying to get it to work . I had to do a factory restore a couple different times now . In doing so I regrettably have to inform you I lost my quotes for the month . I know I had a lot of good ones saved up too

But on the up side I have a really neat pic of some kinda glowing orbs I got from Shae. Shae who sees spirits tryed to take a picture of three of them she saw one night and this is what she got . That pic up there . Yeah the one on the top ....I can't get it to come down below the words .
Well thats all for now

So Until Next Time.... Dance Magic Dance

June Monthly quotes and other things

Yes I know I am kinda late but better late then never so for now on with the quotes !

" i want you to come with me we and will rule the other planet " guy on next food network star

" I'm not talking right no because I got lips " guy on Jerry Springer

" He's got a bunch of kids what he needs is to get circumcised " lady on Jerry Springer

" You think you're higher then mighty !" Liz from true beauty

" I don't know what a focus group is but I have heard of an AA meeting " a lady on true beauty

" I take and take so many you can take and how much you can take you know ? " Salvitore on Hells Kitchen

" Jinx ..J-E-N-K-S " a contestant on lingo

" He does a lot of exploding in his shop " contestant on cupcake wars

Host :"Battle Ship , Scrabble, or Trivial Pursuit .Which colorful board game was first made in Canada in 1979 ?"
Contestant :" Pamela Anderson ?" - GSN Live

Plus I got some vacation pics
And some videos from Medieval Times
Sorry about the bold and underline thing I did it by accident and can't seem to undo it .

So Until Next Time ..... 10 foot ocean swells!