Ariel on drugs

I know I know I been slacking. I have a really good idea for a post I just haven't actually posted it . Sorry hope this holds you over some . It is a mad lib done tonight (with help from some one)hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Part of Your World (The Little Mermaid)

Look at this cat, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the dog
The dog who has everything?

Look at this potato, treasures untold
How many wonders can one chip hold?
stripping around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got planets and clowns a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You fuck thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 69
But who cares? No little deal. I rape more

I wanna be where the aliens are
I wanna see, wanna see `em burning
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

freezing your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for tasting, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? dragon
Up where stars fuck
Up where stars run
Up where stars stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that crab

What would I give if I could live
Outta these pumpkins?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on the sun they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their cenipeeds
Bright young women, sick of bouncing
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the angel know
Ask `em angry questions and get some answers
What`s a astroid, and why does it
What`s the word? bitch slap

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I yawn?
yawn to explore that joan up above
Out of sleepy snail, wish mouth could be
strangle of that pony tail

I'M BAAAAAAACCCCK

Greetings every one! I know I know it's been forever since I been posted a blog. Well let me catch you up . I was in the hospital for a little over a week . After that I came home and was just finishing up getting better . I took my last antibiotic Friday . Lets see what else OH ! I had a b-day. my mom made me an awesome ice cream cake ( as usual) for those of you who think ice cream cakes have to have cake in them you are dead wrong btw my mom makes hers like a carvell ice cream cake. Those are way better then the ones that have cake in them.

OH! a small update on my crop circle post earlyer . I heard George Noory aske the same question of some one on coast to coast. I was like " damn thats what I said. " ... is George reading my blog ? if so a big hello to him ! And if not it would be cool if he did .

Sorry there isn't much really said in here hopefully I'll have something more interesting next time

very small post

First I have to say wow this has been a bad week for the entertainment industry . First Ed McMahon and now both Farrah Fawcett and the shocking death of Micheal Jackson.

But for the main reason of this post . I just heard about this and had to share.

drugged up wallabies are making crop circles

An interesting idea

Greetings from some one some where !
Today I was listenign to some music on my ipod and I had this strange thought so I had to post it on here.

I was listening to ICP's song Crop Circles witch has a line that says " the crop circles are talkin to me ". Well this got me to thinking about the Gaia Theory (the living planet theory) and how according to it Earth is a living organisem . And of course it got me thinking about all the strange crop circles that have been found. It made me think what if theese crop circles are The Earth's way of trying to comunicate with us ? Just something to think about . As always feel free to post your thoughts and comments . I would really like to hear what you have to say about this.

OC pics and some more things

I would like to start by saying RIP Ed McMahon you will be missed.

Now on with the show
here are some pics from my OC vacation I promised

view from the balcony
the atrium in the hotel
creepy fog hotel
dragon mini golf
awesome beach sunset
beach and sand dune from the balcony
board walk
believe it or not

here have some vids
billboard boat
a kick ass bird

oh and now for something completely different

check this out
or this here

AMAZING STORIES !

Hi every one I know it's been a bit . And no I haven't gotten my pics on the computer from vacation. But what I do have is a couple stories that should be shared .

1. A boy was hit by a meteorite ! The meteorite was traveling at 30,000 miles an hour. The boy survived

2. Man has a picture of a Giant Snake proven not to be a fake

3. A twist on the JFK assassination

Hope you enjoy !

super lasers and this is the new that

WOW every one !! how the heck are ya doin ? Well this weekend I am going down the ocean so thats cool I might make a small post from my phone if I can do it with mine. For some reason I can't on face book . Well any way on to business.

Did any one hear about the new super laser ? Yeah thats right super laser ! ...NO REALLY ! SUPER LASER !! I know I know wow thats like some Nikola Testla type stuff goin on there. No no not that Testla ! The mad scientest type guy . Thats what I thought too.

So next is something I been thinking about lately . It kinda gets on my nervs . Its the trend of saying something is the new something else . On the radio I been hearing a comercial claiming that 50 is the new 40 . This is just another in a long line of theese statements I been hearing. I started to thing if 50 IS the new 40 then that makes 40 the new 30 right ? And 30 the new 20 and so on . Well if that is true then I am just about to turn 21 ?? My brother just turned 11?? It don't seem right to me. Well here are a list of things that are or aren't the new other things .

YES. FEAR 2 is the new FEAR game
NO . squirl is the new light bulb
YES. peacock jasmine is the new plant we got in the mail
NO. tea is the new foot stool
YES. the thing in the back yard full of water is the new pool
NO. badger is the new anal probe
YES Barak Obama is the new president
NO. chainsaw is the new sex toy

I hope this list clears up things . Or at least made you laugh