HI EVERY ONE !!!! I hope you all had a GREAT mothers day . Even if you are not a mother. Now on with the show.
Now I know we all heard the song as kids but today as I was in the kitchen working on dinner I heard something in the news that I really was shocked to hear . It was a story about how the London Bridge collapsed . Unfortunately I can't seem to find a link to the story any where and I was in the other room so I didn't get to hear the whole thing. But when I got done with what I was doing I came into the living room and said to my father " Did I just hear that right ? The London Bridge is falling down?" . If any one has any info please send post it in a comment.
Sunday was mothers day as you all probably know and also as you all might know I went on a cruise with my mom in Baltimore's Inner Harbor. And as I promised I have some pics .
The boat we where on
The Pirates of the Inner Harbor
Fort McHenry
The Constellation
Mr. Boh for those from Maryland
This is Birdland !
And finaly here is some fun from our good old friend The Scammer !
her: baboy
me: lol
her: baboy
me: who the hell is that a pic of ?
her: heLL ur facE baboy
me: what does that meaan ?
me: and why are you calling me a baboy ?
her: deviL pig!
me: angiLmongoos!
her: hahhaha u r piG ugly deviL!
me: lol is this like in elementry school where you make fun of me because you have a crush on me ?
her: lol.. what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
her: mada fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: lol you make me laugh
her: hahahahah u r a pig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: yeah let me give you the swine flu then
me: what no response ?
her: now u invoLed in a dog u r a doG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: wow you are dumb
me: now what do you have to say ?
me: come on
me: I know you have a brilliant nugget to spit at me
me: oh come on you give up to soon
her: no baby? the credit card is for ur verification only... listen to me as long as u do not enter to the site u will not charge
me: ok so yeah fail for you
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Monday, May 11, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
some fun things and a update on the scammer posts
Hi every one ! hope you are having a great day. I sure am. Before I get to the fun let me say that this week we have had 4 water main breaks so far one of them on my street. Thats right as I am writing this we have no running water.
Having said that lets let the madness begin
First I was given a paper today of some true stories of stupid people. Here are some of those stories
her: hey do u get the money i send to u???
me: 5?
her: what??
me: 5 dollar ?
her: do u get the 5$?
me: 5 DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOONG
her: u r a pig!
me: I must be the most intelagent pig in the world to be able to sit here and type to you
her: hahaha lol ut cock is small
me: thats not what your mom said last night
one more thing !
for those who loved to watch You Can't Do That On Television here are some slime recipes. The first 3 are official recipes from the show
Having said that lets let the madness begin
First I was given a paper today of some true stories of stupid people. Here are some of those stories
- Police in Okland CA spent 2 hours attempting to subdue a gunman who barricaded himself inside his home. After firing 10 tear gas canisters into the house the officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting "please come out and give yourself up"
- An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to 2 different ATMs where the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts .
- Police in LA had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line up . When detectives asked each man to repeat the words "Give me all your money. Or I'll shoot" the man shouted " That's not what I said!"
- A man spoke frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and the contractions are only 2 minutes apart " " Is this her first child ?" the doctor asked . " NO!" the man shouted " this is her husband!"
- In Modesto CA Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used his thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately he failed to keep his hand in his pocket .
her: hey do u get the money i send to u???
me: 5?
her: what??
me: 5 dollar ?
her: do u get the 5$?
me: 5 DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOONG
her: u r a pig!
me: I must be the most intelagent pig in the world to be able to sit here and type to you
her: hahaha lol ut cock is small
me: thats not what your mom said last night
one more thing !
for those who loved to watch You Can't Do That On Television here are some slime recipes. The first 3 are official recipes from the show
INGREDIENTS: water, jello powder, flour, baby shampoo
DIRECTIONS: Mix `em up and chill slightly.
INGREDIENTS: cream of wheat, cold water, shampoo, green coloring
DIRECTIONS: Mix `em up!
INGREDIENTS: cream of wheat, cold water, shampoo, green coloring, liquid latex
DIRECTIONS: Mix 'em up! (just don't put too much latex)
INGREDIENTS: apple sauce, green coloring
DIRECTIONS: Mix 'em up!
INGREDIENTS: cottage cheese, Milk, green coloring
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Darth Vs Scammer Round 2 ! (FIGHT!)
BUZZ!!!
her: do u receive the money
her: i send u 700$
me: hell yeah
me: I got some ribs
me: some steaks
her: huh do u get the money?
me: fish
me: shrimp
me: crabs
me: all sorts of food for the cookout
her: i already send u 700$ dont lie to me or i call police to get u in ur huz i have ur complete details
her: to arrested u in ur huz
me: what the hell is a huz ?
me: tomarrow I am gona get 2 kegs
her: ok
her: dont lie to me ok
her: i will call police if u lie to me bcoz u get my money
me: are you gona come to MD to for the weekend and party with me?
her: i will call police to get u in the prison bithc
me: what the hell are you talking about ?
her: send me again the 700$ to me or i call police to get u in ur huz now
me: but you sent it to me
me: so I could have cook out
her: so send it to me again my money or i will blater u in the police
her: u took my money
her: send the 700$ again to me
me: no you gave it to me
her: fuck off send it to me again
me: why ?
her: send it to me again my money
me: no why don't you send it to me again ?
her: send it back to me pig
me: why ? you gave it to me
me: it's mine
her: fuck u
her: i will call police to get u
me: to get me what?
her: to get u to prison u
me: they can't get me in prison if you gave me money
me: if I gave my mom money they can't arrest her for it
her: huh copme back my money or i will arrest u
me: are you a cop ?
her: my dad is a cop
her: in san diego
her: fvi
me: then he should tell you not to give people money when they say they are gona have a cook out with it
her: huh
me: if your dad is a cop he should tell you what I did wasn't illegal
her: what?
her: come back to me my money
me: does it respond to comands like that ?
her: come back my money or i call my dad to arristed u
me: your dad is gona arrest the money if it don't come back ?
her: come back my money u took my money
me: you sent it to me
her: send back to me
me: I don't have any back to send to you
me: ooooohhhh you mean ass
me: like baby got back
her: do u receive the money
her: i send u 700$
me: hell yeah
me: I got some ribs
me: some steaks
her: huh do u get the money?
me: fish
me: shrimp
me: crabs
me: all sorts of food for the cookout
her: i already send u 700$ dont lie to me or i call police to get u in ur huz i have ur complete details
her: to arrested u in ur huz
me: what the hell is a huz ?
me: tomarrow I am gona get 2 kegs
her: ok
her: dont lie to me ok
her: i will call police if u lie to me bcoz u get my money
me: are you gona come to MD to for the weekend and party with me?
her: i will call police to get u in the prison bithc
me: what the hell are you talking about ?
her: send me again the 700$ to me or i call police to get u in ur huz now
me: but you sent it to me
me: so I could have cook out
her: so send it to me again my money or i will blater u in the police
her: u took my money
her: send the 700$ again to me
me: no you gave it to me
her: fuck off send it to me again
me: why ?
her: send it to me again my money
me: no why don't you send it to me again ?
her: send it back to me pig
me: why ? you gave it to me
me: it's mine
her: fuck u
her: i will call police to get u
me: to get me what?
her: to get u to prison u
me: they can't get me in prison if you gave me money
me: if I gave my mom money they can't arrest her for it
her: huh copme back my money or i will arrest u
me: are you a cop ?
her: my dad is a cop
her: in san diego
her: fvi
me: then he should tell you not to give people money when they say they are gona have a cook out with it
her: huh
me: if your dad is a cop he should tell you what I did wasn't illegal
her: what?
her: come back to me my money
me: does it respond to comands like that ?
her: come back my money or i call my dad to arristed u
me: your dad is gona arrest the money if it don't come back ?
her: come back my money u took my money
me: you sent it to me
her: send back to me
me: I don't have any back to send to you
me: ooooohhhh you mean ass
me: like baby got back
did I scam a scammer ?
So I am sitting here and as I am typing this I am talking to a dumb ass scammer check this out .
NOTE: the names have been changed
BUZZ!!!
her: hello
me: hi
her: hello
her: asl plz
her: hello im nikki
me: 30/m/Maryland
me: my name is Dave
her: cooL
me: and your asl ??
her: im nikki from san diego california
me: cool how did you get my IM ?
her: huh
her: ?
her: so where do u get my ym?
me: lol thats what I was just asking you
her: so baby wnna see me?
me: I do see a pic of you
me: you are cute
me: how did you get my messenger name ?
her: so baby wanna see me?
me: ok
me: let me guess I need to go to a website
her: ok sign up my link but do not pay i give u 3 show
me: and then they are gona ask for a credit card
her: yes for ur verification only but do not pay
me: well if you wanna give me a free show you can alwaus just do it right here
her: as long as u do not enter to the site u will not charge
me: click the little cam icon on the messenger box
her: sorry baby its locked bcoz of the link
me: well my computer don't use websites
her: what?
her: y?
me: becouse it is a new type of computer that I am testing out
me: and they have to remake all the websites to be able to use them with this type of computer
her: amm ok so wanna private me?
me: private you ?
her: YES
me: what does that mean ?
her: just send me 50$ then u wiLL private me for 3 days....u will watch me in my own site for 3 days then i give u private vip i.d member in my site its that ok to u?
me: even better idea
me: why don't you send me $100 so you can do that with me ?
her: SO U SEND ME 100$?
her: to private me
me: no you send me $100
her: what?
her: y i send u 100$ for what/
her: ?
me: y would I send you 50 ?
her: to see my show for 3 days if u want
me: well if you send me 100 I will have a nice cook out this weekend
me: and you would be invited
her: huh ok
her: so when i send u the money?
me: when ever you want
her: so give me ur details so where i send the money i send u 700$
her: its that ok to u?
BUZZ!!!
me: hold on
me: ok here it is
me: 1313 Mockingbird Lane Elkridge MD 21075
her: so what is ur fullname
her: i send u by westernunion
me: Sir Arichibald Nastyface
her: ok
her: i send u now ok
me: ok
her: hers my details
her: nikki s.
her: ocean side california
her: hold on i send u 700$
her: now
me: ok
her: do u know westernunion?
me: I don't know him personaly
her: ok hers the control number mtcn # 129-861-0091
her: get ur money now
her: i send u 700$
me: ok I'll have a really good cook out this weekend thank you
her: ok welcome
her: that is 700$ go to westernunion now
her: mtcn # 129-861-0091
me: ok thank you so much I'll go get it in a tomarrow becouse it is closed right now
her: ok...its 700$ ok
she has signed out. (3/26/2009 11:38 PM)
NOTE: the names have been changed
BUZZ!!!
her: hello
me: hi
her: hello
her: asl plz
her: hello im nikki
me: 30/m/Maryland
me: my name is Dave
her: cooL
me: and your asl ??
her: im nikki from san diego california
me: cool how did you get my IM ?
her: huh
her: ?
her: so where do u get my ym?
me: lol thats what I was just asking you
her: so baby wnna see me?
me: I do see a pic of you
me: you are cute
me: how did you get my messenger name ?
her: so baby wanna see me?
me: ok
me: let me guess I need to go to a website
her: ok sign up my link but do not pay i give u 3 show
me: and then they are gona ask for a credit card
her: yes for ur verification only but do not pay
me: well if you wanna give me a free show you can alwaus just do it right here
her: as long as u do not enter to the site u will not charge
me: click the little cam icon on the messenger box
her: sorry baby its locked bcoz of the link
me: well my computer don't use websites
her: what?
her: y?
me: becouse it is a new type of computer that I am testing out
me: and they have to remake all the websites to be able to use them with this type of computer
her: amm ok so wanna private me?
me: private you ?
her: YES
me: what does that mean ?
her: just send me 50$ then u wiLL private me for 3 days....u will watch me in my own site for 3 days then i give u private vip i.d member in my site its that ok to u?
me: even better idea
me: why don't you send me $100 so you can do that with me ?
her: SO U SEND ME 100$?
her: to private me
me: no you send me $100
her: what?
her: y i send u 100$ for what/
her: ?
me: y would I send you 50 ?
her: to see my show for 3 days if u want
me: well if you send me 100 I will have a nice cook out this weekend
me: and you would be invited
her: huh ok
her: so when i send u the money?
me: when ever you want
her: so give me ur details so where i send the money i send u 700$
her: its that ok to u?
BUZZ!!!
me: hold on
me: ok here it is
me: 1313 Mockingbird Lane Elkridge MD 21075
her: so what is ur fullname
her: i send u by westernunion
me: Sir Arichibald Nastyface
her: ok
her: i send u now ok
me: ok
her: hers my details
her: nikki s.
her: ocean side california
her: hold on i send u 700$
her: now
me: ok
her: do u know westernunion?
me: I don't know him personaly
her: ok hers the control number mtcn # 129-861-0091
her: get ur money now
her: i send u 700$
me: ok I'll have a really good cook out this weekend thank you
her: ok welcome
her: that is 700$ go to westernunion now
her: mtcn # 129-861-0091
me: ok thank you so much I'll go get it in a tomarrow becouse it is closed right now
her: ok...its 700$ ok
she has signed out. (3/26/2009 11:38 PM)
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