May Days !

Greetings folks May is fast upon us and as April comes to a close I figured I better get at least one Blog post out this month . So I there are some very interesting things coming up next month and I am going to post about them here along with some other things .

MAY DAYS !

We have a lot of days of interest this month

May 1st Beltane
May 4th Star Wars Day  ( as in May The 4th be with you)
May 5th Free Comic Book Day ! 
May 12th CCRG Bout ( For all you local people)
May 13 Mother's Day 
May 25th Towel Day ( because every good hitchhiker knows where his towel is )

Now for some quotes !


" so now I have floating shards of dead flamingo in chocolate soup " - Chef Ron Ben Isreal

" I think the piss was great " Adem Lavine

" An optical conclusion " - Nascar reporter

Until Next Time You Better Sit Down !

Horror Movies

Hi every one ! First off I have a Tumbler now .

Okay on to the main part of this post . I like horror movies . Yeah that was pretty much it but let me go more into it . As some one who grew up in the 80's not only do I like horror movies but I really like a good old slasher flick . Don't get me wrong I like zombies , I like ghosts , I like aliens but when I think of horror I really want a good slasher flick . I like a killer that is unstoppable . Some one that no matter how you kill him at the end there is totally going to be a sequel . You know he got shot 20 times already so what makes you think just because you stabbed him with a spear and buried him in cement means he isn't coming back . The best example of this is Jason Vorhees from Friday the 13th . This man is an unstoppable force . Shot stabbed burned mangled drowned buried nothing stopped him . You could take and attach him to a rocket and shoot him into the sun and he would use his machete to cut the sun in half and then drift back into the earth;s orbit on the other side just in time to land on it and continue his killing spree . Why ? Because eff you that's why ! Then there is Freddy Kruger no matter what you do to him or how you kill him all you have to do is go to sleep and you run the risk of running into him again . Then there is Michael Myers from the Halloween movies . He is as close to as unstoppable as Jason . Then there is of course Leatherface . Who would love to make a pot pie out of you . When I think of horror movies I really want to see movies with killers like them . Last night I saw Hatchet . This movie had great horror star power . Tony Todd (Candyman who as another great horror movie killer ) Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger) and Kane Hodder (Jason) . As the movie's website said " it's good old fashioned american horror " . Unstoppable killer lots of blood and guts and amazing death scenes. I highly suggest seeing it if you haven't already . I am looking forward to seeing the sequel asap .


Until Next Time Bring Up The Van !

Stuff Happened and Fun with a Bot on AIM .

Well it has been a bit of time since I made a blog post . Sorry but stuff happened . Our neighbor's house caught on fire for one . One of them along with their dogs and cat have been staying here until they can get a house to stay in until their house gets fixed . I got a 3ds and have been loving Mario Kart 7 . And Monday our cat Sabin got neutered .

I recently had this little conversation with what I think was a bot on AIM . It randomly sent me a message and I figure it was a bot by it's ignoring what am saying to go through it's own dialog .








BOT
    hey!

ME
    OMG I AM SO GLAD YOU MESSAGED ME !!!

BOT
    hey whats upp? 23 femalIe here. u??

 ME
    467 male

BOT
    hmmm. have we chattted b444?

 ME
    that depends where you the one tha had sex with the donkey ?

BOT
    oh ok. i wasnnt surre. anywayzz.... whatts up?

 ME
    obvious bot is obvious

BOT
    A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?

(Bot goes offline )



Until Next Time Redefine Black

STOP INTERNET CENSORSHIP !

Now more then ever is the time for us to take a stand

Even As we speak they have SOPA PIPA and ACTA 

Vehemently and adamantly we tell them to stop these acts 

Every one on the net is taking a stand 

Realizing this effects everyone online 

Go now spread the word 

Our fight is only just begun 

Not giving in 

Not giving up 

Acting against internet censorship 

Go spread knowledge of what is happening 

Imagine what it would be like 

Virtually every site you know and love gone or changed 

Eventually they will take notice 

Yell at the top of your lungs " I CAN'T STAND FOR THIS !" 

Our time is now 

Unrelenting unyielding we shall fight 

United as one divided by zero 

Petition and protest against SOPA PIPA and ACTA


Until Next Time see all those cars ? 

The Christmas Phoenix

                                               The Christmas Phoenix
                                                    By Darth Davin



Once upon a time many years ago right around Christmas time there was a young boy . The boy didn't have many friends .
Infact the didn't have any . One day this boy asked Santa for a friend . Santa laughed his deep laugh and told the boy
he will see what he can do. On Christmas day the boy went to the tree where all the presents where and he saw a gilded cage .
On the cage was a tag with his name on it and in the cage was a bird . It was a remarkabley pretty bird. A bird with plumage
of red orange and yellow. The boy named the bird and quickly took to being it's owner and friend . Within a few weeks the bird
learned to say a couple words . As time went on the boy realized just how smart the bird was it was not only speaking .
But was using full sentences and understanding the meanings of the words . As time went by the bird got so smart the boy
could talk to him about anything . The bird grew bigger his colors grew brighter feathers resembled flame . The seasons changed
from winter to spring , spring to summer , summer to fall. As fall started the bird started acting strangely . It seemed sick .
The fall went on and it got sicker and sicker . The bird stopped talking , stopped flying . Thanksgiving Day came the young boy
was watching the Parade waiting to see Santa . The big moment came Santa was coming down the street the young boy was excited,
so excited he almost didn't notice the bird fall over . The young boy ran to the bird but it was to late the bird was dead .
The young boy yelled for his parents as they came to see what was the matter Santa made it to the finish line of the parade .
Then something amazing happened . The bird burst into flames . The family sunned stood in silence watching . Then the most amazing
thing happened . The flaming bird rose into the air . As the flames died the bird said " I have been reborn . And as I was reborn
so are the hopes and wishes of all chidren hopes they will get a visit from Santa . Wishes to see a man in a flying slay lead by
eight flying reindeer . As Well as the hopes and wishes of all adults . Hopes for peace on Earth . Wishes of love and good will
to all. For I am the Chistmas Pheonix. And as I rise every year I bring good hopes , love , and cheer. "

                                                  The End

Merry Christmas !
Until Next Time pork chops and greens .

I will post something more Christmasy later trust me

But this is important ! Every one needs to see This


That is all

Until Next Time Now Just 99 Cents !

It's been a bit

Sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I know I know I keep saying that and promising more frequent updates but I never deliver . I hope you all forgive me . I hope every one had a good Halloween and Thanksgiving and are getting ready for Christmas . We have our tree up and some decorations out . I got a Santa Yoda .

My friend Kyle sent me a picture of an apartment that has a strange dark image in the upper left window . He told me that there is no one that looks like that image in that apartment . It looks pretty interesting so I am sharing it .

I also found this interesting story of a Vietnamese woman who ages 50 years in a couple days .

There was also this really neat sighting of some strange floating lights over Scottsdale Arizona .

And of course we have some quotes !

 " he barrowed 12 $100 from her " - lady on Judge Alex



Somewhere something incredible is waiting to be known - Carl Sagan

" hospitals are places of healing not violence " - Man on the news

kitchen language translated. "behind you" = "get the fuck out of my way" "behind you, hot" = "I will fucking burn you if you don't move. Now" -Chef Shauna Fish Lydon

Why should we care if you are stupid? - Chef Fabio Viviani

Until Next Time Sausages For Sunday !